toomanyforgottendreams: kerilu: mtnduh: Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer. In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is attempting a much loftier goal: world peace. Behind...
shutupmexicans: Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart I want a pug so bad
ddowney: marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean that’s stone and someone made it look transparent do you see that fabric? do you see that fluffy pillow? do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles? no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
disneywise asked: You'd be the guy behind a computerscreen, controlling a creepy puppet on a tricycle, cackling and crooning 'I want to play a game.' You'd have created and built an entire maze filled with torturedevices and traps and you would have the time of your life scaring your victims through a soundssystem. Then, at the end of your 'game', you would lead your victims to a...
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?
Anonymous asked: you are a wise person.
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you. beat box. its only right.
rampaigehalseyface: blimpcat: i was...