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ANOTHER FOR THE GREAT MOOSENING!
Hello! And welcome to my tumblr. My name is Icarus, and I’ll be your host tonight - if you’ll follow me right this way, we’ll get the tour started and have you feeling either right at home or wholly terrified in a matter of minutes.
First we’ll step over this way, where you’ll see the great Bay of Disney on your left, absolutely TEEMING with activity at all hours of the day - this is probably the tamest part of the blog, but it’s also the most plentiful. As you can see, it butts right up against Animation Beach, where other animated works can be viewed and subsequently cooed and nerded over at all hours of the day. There is no curfew on this beach, but one must be careful of the “Behind the Scenes” squees that come through on occasion and make much rabble.
Over here to your right is the great Mount Coo, where romance and cute things of all kinds are thrown into the massive active Feels Volcano located near the backside of the mountain, which eventually cool into more rock for the mountain.
Just ahead and down this hill is the Marshmallow Forest, in which creatures of all sorts (but most importantly mooses) live and feed off the obviously all natural Marshmallow Trees from which the forest derives its name.
Just beyond that is the Geyser of Ask, which erupts unpredictably and often violently, showering all surrounding areas with varying degrees of advice, useful information, personal information, and the always surprisingly well received TMI.
Now we’ve come to the final stop on the tour, The Big Ass Couch, where me and all my friends and followers sit and watch over the horrible geological amalgamation before us with great anticipation and occasional glee. There is warm food and cool drinks on one side of the couch and a great heaping pile of blankets and pillows on the other.
This concludes our tour, so thank you for joining us today! Go ahead and make yourself comfortable, and enjoy the show!